Description This one defies coherent description.
	Background **PLEASE READ THIS!!** This one definitely begs for an explanation. In my senior creative writing class, we were told to write something on the fly, "from the perspective of a madman". So, I wrote this for the sole purpose of horrifying the class! Understandably, it got quite a reaction. I stress again that I LOVE DOGS (and kids)!! NOTE: I've heard urban-legend-esque horror stories about people getting fired, etc. because of disturbing things they had written in the past. I've been encouraged by some to remove this piece of writing from my web site. I'm not going to do that. I've already stated my reason for writing this, and the fact that the views of the narrator are not my views. If anyone chooses to jump to some sinister conclusions about me because of this work, they must not have read the section conspicuously labeled "PLEASE READ THIS".
	dOGZ
	i LIKE dOGS. i LIKE TO HEAR THEM YELP AS MY OFFICIAL COMMEMORATIVE tOTAL rECALL KNIFE WEDGES ITSELF INTO THEIR SPINE. i LOVE TO HEAR THE CRUNCH OF THEIR VERTEBRAE AS THEY ARE PRIED APART. iT COMFORTS ME, THE WARMTH OF THEIR BLOOD WASHING OVER MY HANDS AS THE CREATURE'S MUSCLES SLOWLY RELAX, BECOMING A BLOODY, DEAD WEIGHT IN MY POWERFUL ARMS. i LIKE HOW THE MOUTH TWISTS INTO A CURIOUS LITTLE GRIN AS IT FINALLY DIES, BECOMING YET ANOTHER OF THE wORLD'S PROBLEMS TAKEN CARE OF. tOO MANY CREATURES. tOO MANY MOUTHS TO FEED, tOO MUCH WASTE. tOO MUCH SUFFERING. i HAVE TO FIX IT. i MUST FIX IT. mAKE IT BETTER. yOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? i LIKE kIDS...
	Copyright (c) 1994, Matthew Holmes